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Simpsons: Babysitting
Bart Simpson couldn’t believe marge was going to let lisa be his and maggie’s babbysitter again especial after the last time she babbysat them. After all he was old enough to look after himself and he thought he didn’t need a babysitter! Just because his sister maggie was not old enuogh to look after herself and his mom and dad didn’t think he was old enough to watch her while they were go
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Simpsons: Bart Simpson's Guide To Incest Part 3
by Sunny DLisa smiled. Once again she was left in charge of the house. Homer was out bowling, and Marge was at a Tupperware party. Bart was spending the night at Lewis' which left just her twelve year old self and five year old Maggie.Maggie was tucked in for the night, and so Lisa relaxed on her bed in her light blue nightgown, flipping absent-mindedly through a Cory fanzine. As she did so, her t
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Bartman Chapter 39
A/N: Due to the lackof reviews I will be ending this fanfic shortly, not sure how shortlybut this fic seems to be unacknowledged and not liked very much. MoeI was late for anotherone of my blind dates. It was no shocked to me that the lady ran offas soon as she saw me. I was sick of this dark and boring life Ilived. I needed to relief my stress and I did so with a cheap hookerand a 7 yr old boy th
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Persistent Justice for an ExClown Chapter 1
I was watching the episode where Bob rigs the elections and had an idea. That and the fact that Im trying to procrastinate reading Julius Caesar, I decided to write the idea into a short story! Its something of a romantic tragedyIdea: An 18 year old Lisa Simpson enters college in hopes of becoming a scientist. Sideshow Bob, roughly early to mid 40s, is in jailagain. What for this time? He finally
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3D Girl Chapter 3
Chapter 3: Didnt we do this in the movieChapter 3: Didnt wedo this in the movie?(The Simpsons run intothe woods and end up in the same motel from the movie)Bart: Now, look whatyou did Homer you got us almost killed againLiz: Bart, this time itisnt your fathers fault this is not like the movie.Bart: What movie?Liz: Well in my worldyou guys are fictional characters on a T V show that was a movieonce
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 12
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all for reading and reviewing! And a bit of shameless self-advertising: I just posted the first chapter of a new story called "Slumber Party", and I'd love if you guys checked it out:) That is all. Please enjoy the next chapter, read and review! Thank you!Mr. Smithers stood frozen in his stance, staring at me with unblinking eyes and a frighteningly unchanging expressio
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Simpsons: Bart Simpson's Guide To Incest Part 4
by Sunny D"Ahh..." Bart sighed as the muscles in his tense, nude body relaxed. He enjoyed the simple excercise of coming home from school and taking a dump.The twelve year old pubescent boy looked thoughtfully at the pile of clothes at his feet. He liked to strip before taking the throne, it kept his clothes out of the way and it just plain felt good. His mind turned toward what to do for the afte
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Bartman Chapter 40
HomerMy caris lifted by a green beam and so am I. The U.F.O abducts me and Imin a dark room. Suddenly the lights are turned on and I am blindedand cant see what is dragging and strapping me down into a medicalchair. As my eyes get used to the light I can see three little beingsdressed in a one piece shiny outfit.Findthe place okay? I ask with a laugh trying to ignore the fact thereare sharp object
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Persistent Justice for an ExClown Chapter 2
A four hour flight sitting next to a baby who was teething, sitting behind a man who liked to sleep with his chair pushed back, and sitting in front of an alcoholic who was snapping for more beer wasnt Lisas picture perfect day. It was five in the morning when she dragged herself out of bed, having only gotten two hours of sleep since she spent the night crying, looking at old scrapbooks, thinking
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3D Girl Chapter 4
Chapter 4: The SurrenderChapter 4: TheSurrender(There is a policesiren and there is a knock on the door)Wiggum: Alright, weheard that the terrorist was being kept here where is she?Liz: Do you know whatshe looks like?( takes out a black wig and glasses from Margeshair and puts them on)Wiggum: A brown hairedblue eyed girl.Liz: O Well sorry noneof them here.Lou: Young lady takeoff the glasses.(Liz d
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 13
Bart canceled his plans with Milhouse so that he could try to cheer me up with an afternoon of ice cream and Itchy and Scratchy reruns. But as soon as my mom saw me, she told Bart to go ahead and play with Milhouse for a while. She wanted to talk to me.Yes, Mom? Is everything all right? I asked apprehensively. She had this rare look on her face that always scared me; her customary smile was gone a
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Bartman Chapter 41
HomerDoh!Whatjust happened Homer? Moe looked at me confused as he tried tothink of what just happened too.I thinkthe aliens abducted us again.Again,I was never abducted in the first place why me? Moe cancomplain all he wants but I been abducted like 2 or 3 times. It mightbe getting late but I know who we got to see, who can help us.We mustgo see professor Frink,What?Why? Moe foolishly questions me
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3D Girl Chapter 5
Chapter 5: Out of the fire and into a bigger fireChapter 5: Out of thefire and into a bigger fire(She gets into the carand they drive up to Burns Manor)( The next morningMr. Burns is sitting in his office when Liz enters with Smithers)Smithers: Sir, I found her. She was almost caught by Wiggum but I got Wiggum off her case.Burns: Excellentttt,Smithers. (looks at Liz) So youre the terrorist.Liz: Yo
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 14
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: This is the final chapter of the story, and I just wanted to thank all my readers and all my reviewers from the bottom of my heart. You have all motivated and inspired me to continue writing this story, and each of you means a great deal to me. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. :) I also hope you follow me as I embark on other stories, for I will be s
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Bartman Chapter 42
HomerDamnit, I return home with a hint of anger. It was 7 am and I hadfound neither Lisa nor Maggie. As I park my car in the driveway I seepeople talking to Marge, I guess she has let them know about whatshappening. I pushed through the people and entered my house. I sat onmy steps watching Marge finish telling them and then the townsfolkrunning off to look for them. The head of the group was chie
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3D Girl Chapter 6
Chapter 6: Operation: EChapter 6: Operation:E.L.I.Z.A.B.E.T.H.Liz :I gotta findeveryone! ( changes back and does so quite a few times and blackout wakes up in a government lab) Holy crap! ( feels a electricshock through her body) stop! (it happens again) Where the hell isMaggie Simpson when you need her Hey Matt Groening!Mr. Groening!( the scene stops andMatt Groening comes out)Matt: Yes?Liz: Firs
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If every one cared Chapter 1
it was just a normal day Marge was going to the store. Homer was going bowling. Lisa and Maggie was going to the books store. Lisa was going the get the new Harry Potter book(she was busy the night the book came out in missed the party). Maggie was going to get the daddy book(Santa's Little Helper ate her old one). and Bart was going to try out his new skate board at the sk8te park. no one saw the
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Bartman Chapter 43
-1HomerIwatch as the ship is slowly suck into the giant U.F.O. As soon as weare on board of the ship I can see a massive warehouse like area.Damn it, this seems so familiar. We hop out of our ship fullyarmed with the latest of Earths technology. We see a bunch ofstairs and I quickly climb it too see a shocking site. Bart and Margewere tied up in a chair and all the kids of the town were about tosh
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3D Girl Chapter 7
Chapter 7: 3D worldChapter 7: 3D world(The next day Liz goesto professor Frinks house)Frink: Im almostdone with my machine. Just a few more minutes.Liz: Alright. Illsure miss everyone.Frink: Youll stillsee us on TV.Liz: True and everytimeI watch the movie Im see Cargall.(There is a knock onthe basement door Frink opens it and everyone Liz met on her triphere expect Burns and Smithers)Whats this.Ne
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Moes Tattoo Chapter 1
MoesTattooNote: Inspired by The Rose Tattoo, but not as dramatic anddefinitely more romantic. Francine and Maury are the only ones whoknow of their fathers surprise anniversary gift to Lynn. Shereceives the usual pampering, but then Moe exposes his true gift toher, a red rose tattoo, symbolizing their everlasting love andpassion and her ravishing good looks.Chapter1A Little RebelliousItstill amaze
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Bartman Chapter 44
-1A/N:I have realised that there has been a backlash in fans of this fic inthe past few chapters. I dont most of the people who have beenreading it like it as much as they used to before. I guess thestorys momentum is fading and its ultimately leading to theself-destruction of this fanfic. I was unsure if chapter 45 should bemy last but I think it might be better to say goodbye to my favouritefanf
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Frisky As Rabbits Chapter 1
Frisky as RabbitsFriskyas RabbitsNote:An Easter-themed Simpsons fan-fiction. Its Easter at the Syzslakresidence and everyone has come to enjoy the festivities. Unfortunately, Elaine, Moes dear old mom, seems to be sewing somewild oats in front of God and everyone and guess who has tostraighten her out ?Chapter1Cousin Benny Finds a SurpriseGrandpaJoe livedforEaster and looked forward to spoiling hi
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Moe A Doh Doh Chapter 1
" This is my first simpson fic R&R."" The house was silent and slightly dim from an almost burnt out lightbulb as Homer. sat on his dull red couch in the living room not really watching the loud booming tv in front of him but instead just merely blinking slowly in a daze." Marge!! " Homer yelled loudly as his voice echoed through the house, As seconds past by he was greeted only with silence."
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Sleepover
It had been a month since the night Milhouse had toyed with Bart in his sleep and Lisa awaked. Since then, he had not had the opportunity to have sex again, with them or anyone else, even though Bart had slept at his house only a week ago. Milhouse had to resort to hand, but it was getting tiresome. After having a feel of both Simpson kids, he craved for more. Bart had quickly forgott
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Bartman Chapter 45
-1BartMerryChristmas! Everyone says Maggie cheerful as she wipes away sandmandust from her eyes. She quickly runs to the Christmas tree and opensher presents.ohmy gosh, its a new C.D from Britney Spears, can I burn it daddy?Maggie begs her dad as soon as she opens one of her presents.Whyelse would daddy buy it? Answers Homer in a tone that seems overconfidence and stupid.Bart,you got me something
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The Perfect Crime Chapter 1
She crept along the outside of the building, attempting to find any way in. It was harder than she had thought. Shed been asked a week ago to do this job and had agreed. She disguised herself for meetings and while doing jobs or researching. The black mask she wore at the moment made it slightly harder to see. It was during the last two days of researching shed noticed a window had been left open,
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Moe A Doh Doh Chapter 2
I have decided to continue...I own nothing I forgot to metion it in chap one so again I own Nothing!" Green spray paint slowly oozed slowly down a cracked gray wall, As Bart Simpson put the finishing touches' on his latest mark soon all would know his mark and fear the name when they spoke it." El Barto " Read huge word's beside a picture of bart as he steped back a few step's to admire his work b
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Bartman Chapter 46
-1A/N:Igot to admit I have some negative thoughts about continuing with thisfan fic. I mean you can only go so far in a fic but you realise thatyour not funny and all the emotional crap you do is in fact stolenfrom Friends or something. I felt like chapter 45 might be the lastchapter and I know I havent thought much about concluding thisfic. I told you all to think up your own conclusions to that
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Persistent Justice for an ExClown Chapter 8
Thanks to AMX, Mary Sues Ugly BFF, RIPSydBarrett, Swisssmarie and Sacharissa Lupin for reviewing! Okay, this is probably the last chapter of the whole short story! I know it seems a bit fast but like I said, its shortso yeah lol. I hope you all enjoyed it because I just HAD to get this idea out there. From what I know, and I could be wrong, this is the first Bob/Lisa paring ever. A visitor? Bob wo
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Last Episode Ever Chapter 1
AuthorsNote: I really have my reservations about writing this story. I mean,yeah, its only a fanfic and not actually a story theyre goingto use for the last episode, but it still feels like a tall order.SoI dont know how well itll turn out. I just know that itsprobably going to be awfully long! If it ever was made into a realepisode, it would have to be a multi-parter! Anyway, Ill try myhardest to
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Wailin Smithers Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Simpsons characters.Please read and review! Both constructive criticism and praise are very greatly appreciated. Thank you!Wailin' SmithersPerfected porcelain faces gazed down upon me from my pristine oak shelves, their many eyes wide and painted with judgment. My dog, Hercules, stared at me more with alarm than judgment, but with disapproval nonetheless. Photog
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Bartman Chapter 47
-1MilhouseLastnight was rad. Now I wake up with a hint of tiredness and make myselfa breakfast. After breakfast I down a pill and inject myself. Time tostart training, I lift more weight more times than I think I couldever do.Ohhey Lisa, I say as my beautiful girl walks into the room. She iswearing her normal orange shirt and skirt but she looks hot.Wowyou are taking working out seriously,Whywould
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Powerful Love Chapter 1
Monty Burns massaged Homer's arse while eating some cherries. Then he made his way to the bedroom,
waiting for his love to come again. Soon...Mr. Burns took Homer into his strong arms and kissed him desperately, they made love and swore endless love to each other.They made sweet love until the powerplant exploded.A/N: Not suitable for people under 18
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Last Episode Ever Chapter 2
Chapter TwoMarge, holding Maggie,and Lisa jumped in the car at 6:55 and sped toward SpringfieldElementary. Homer drove to work.Meanwhile,at the Springfield Nuclear Power PlantMr.Burns was lying on a massage table in his office while Smithers gavehim a massage.Thesehad to be some of the most uncomfortable moments of Waylon Smitherslife, simply because they were also sopleasurable.Even if he wasnt t
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The Simpsons
...Marge Simpson was busy as always with housework, her propped up blue hair tied under a bandanna, the bandanna itself looked like it was tied around a pole. Maggie was asleep upstairs in her cot, Lisa was at school practicing her saxophone playing, Homer was at work at the plant, and Bart and Milhouse were up in the tree house outside.
Every night it was the same thing, Marge would pu
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Bartman Chapter 48
-1JessicaBartcomes running into the living room as I sit start eating a breakfastthat Homer cooked for me He isnt that bad at cooking but hecould sure learn how to turn on a stove I mean I dont reallylike frozen bacon but its something I guess.JessJessDolph is in hospital, dr Nick said he had suffered bites on theneck,Ohno. I must have done it. What is becoming of me? Who will Iattack next?yougot
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The Body Beneath Chapter 1
The Body BeneathSeptember 9, 1945. One week after World War II. Springfield had been recovering after a long, and frightful war. Grandpa Simpson, or Abraham Simpson, had just come home. But the beginning isnt about a Simpson. More like the...co-star of the story.Mom? Where are you? asked eight year old Gretchen.Im over here. a distant voice answered.Gretchen noticed that the voice sounded a bit he
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Last Episode Ever Chapter 3
Disclaimer:I do not own The Simpsons.AuthorsNote: I am sorry it has taken so long for me to update. I hope youhavent lost interest in this story. The updates ought to comemore frequently now that Im almost on Spring Break.Chapter ThreeHomersfirst appointment was with Apu, to help him put together a surpriseanniversary bash for his wife, Manjula.Oh,thank goodness you are here! Apu was saying, openi
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Bartman Chapter 49
-1BartIhold the gun tightly, what am I going to do now?Thatisnt your girlfriend, if she completes the ritual, your sistershall forever be a vampire, the amulet will lock away yourgirlfriends soul and Rantera will be free, Save the world!!!Shutup, shut up.. I need to concrete, I say thinking about my choices.I love her, I rather go to hell then kill herSheis nearly finished her ritual hurry up!!!!
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The Body Beneath Chapter 2
The MoveThe whole family is totally bummed out about the move. Marge had to explain to Homer a couple of times before he got how bad this was. But the whole family isnt going for good.Kids, dinner! Marge called.No answer.Bart, Lisa get down here right now! Homer yelled.Im not hungry! Bart and Lisa replied in unison.Well, Im certainly hungry, Marge. Homer said.Okay, here. Im going over to my sister
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Last Episode Ever Chapter 4
Disclaimer:I do not own The Simpsons.Chapter FourHomer entered the bedroom he shared with his wifeto find said wife sitting up waiting for him, her countenance irate.Peevishly, her nails dug into the paperback book she was holding asshe peered over it, scrutinizing his progress into the room.Wherehave you been?! Marge burst out vehemently, shutting the book shewas reading and roughly flinging it d
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Stories of Milhouse and Hopefully Lisa Chapter 1
Storiesof Milhouse and (Hopefully) LisaWarning:There will be a severe case of OOCness and canon flaws in this fic.It was all due to the authors lack of knowledge regarding all 400episodes of The Simpsons. The author was really sorry.TheDictionary Didnt Wear Tennis ShoesBartSimpson had nothing to do. Even the best prankster can only do somuch jokes, pranks, and wedgies in one day. So he wandered ar
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