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Bartman Chapter 60
JessicaJessicaThe sameshit again, the only shit that heals the pain. I tighten the strapand inject my madness. Intoxicated and happiness are two polaropposites but at the same time the same thing.Jessica,me and your dad are going out. Look after the baby.Surething mum, My speech is slurred as it always is with heroin.Ok,well see ya. She says as she leaves my room, this euphoric stateis so awesome
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Wished Away Chapter 3
A Regretting StageJanuary 1st, 1:00Wow. Is all Michael could say. He never knew Lisa had a brother. Better yet he never knew that she had a brother, she wished away.Yeah... I told you it would be long. Lisa agreed. Now that she thinks about it, maybe she regrets telling him. But it felt nice to tell someone. When she was littler, she didnt even bother telling Homer or Marge. Not even Maggie. They
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 4
Hello sorry this one took so long. I've been having writers block. lol.Chapter 3 Milhouse does have a Girlfriend?Lisa walked out of the door of 742 Evergreen Terrace and thought about the dream she had had. She was very quiet and didnt even notice that Allison was playing anagrams with Janey (though she wasnt very good at it). Anagrams was Lisas favourite game so it was a big deal.By the time they
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Kiss Me Chapter 5
I looked like a complete mess the next morning. I hadnt had Smithers to bathe me, dress me, comb what little hair I had left on my headI was a disaster. I didnt want Smithers to see me like that, but I had no choice. He came in early to pour my coffee, deliver my paper, and serve my breakfast: our beloved morning routine. You already have all these routines together, Monty. Its always been a roman
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Bartman Chapter 61
MargeMargeYournot afraid of planes anymore right? I give him a warm smile as Ibuckle up.No, notwith you by my side. The plane took off and not even a single veintwitched with fear.Thatsgood to know, cause I dont want a wussy as a wife. I let out alittle laugh. Homer might not be perfect but he is damn fun for sure.The plane landed and there were no complications, my past fears nowseem almost laugh
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Wished Away Chapter 4
Hey people, that have reviewed my story! Thanks everyone! I probably wont do anymore chapters until spring break. So, until then I hope you enjoy this chapter!The Beginning of It AllAhh! Lisa sat up in bed. Im alive! Im alive! She scanned her body, just to make sure that she had all her body parts. Lisa now regretted everything she had ever said or done in her life, even if they were pleasant. Bec
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 5
When we last left Lisa she had just discovered that her brother had been kidnapped by Sideshow Bob!Chapter 4 Showdown Between Sideshow Bob and LisaIt had been only a few hours since Lisa and Milhouse had read the ransom note. At that time Maggie and Marge were out in the garden but people could still hear Lisas scream a mile away. After Lisa had filled them in, Marge started to go into a panic. Ma
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Enter Duffman Chapter 1
A/N:hackrcam wrote a parody song to bingo so I wrote one to entersandman. However his was kind of good mine kind of sucksSay yourprayers fat oneDontforget, my oafTo drinkevery beerDrink itin, warm withinKeep youfree from MargeTill theduffman he comesDrunk withone eye openVomit onyour pillow tonightExitSanityEnterintoxicatedDonttake my beerOr yourgoing to visit never never landSomethingswrong, shut
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Bartman Chapter 62
BartBartOkBart, dad left me in charge. Lisa said poking me on the shoulder.Ow quitit, what do you want anyways? She had just randomly walked intothe room and started poking me ok not like that.Party!!I want to throw the biggest party Springfield has ever seen.Lisayou know mum and dad will find out. Wow isnt this a reverse ofroles?Youworry too much brother, She says patting my head.Well,on that nig
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 6
Hi sorry for taking so long on this Chap so here it is.Chapter 6 Another Day. There's gonna be a dance?Lisa yawned as she made her way down the hall of Springfield High School. She had been up most of the night foiling Sideshow Bobs plan and rescuing Bart. She yawned again as she thought back about the car ride home. It had been very awkward since she sat next to Milhouse. She tried not to think a
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The Simpson Boy Chapter 1
THE SIMPSONS:THE SIMPSON BOY:ChapterOne:One DayOn The InternetBartSimpson, ten year old underachiever and proud of it, was surfing theweb for information on a topic he had learned about in Science classthe other day.Okayeveryone, said. Today were going to learn aboutVirtual Reality also known as VR. she told the class. Nowthen, she began. Virtual Reality was first designed as a way totrain milita
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Bartman Chapter 63
MaggieA/N: Iknow Rajah is traditionally spelt but the way my middle name is speltis Rajah. The character is semi-based on me, my dad isnt ahardcore Muslim and I doubt 16 year olds getting spankings but I havea cousin that used to call me Roger and didnt want to accept Rajahas it was Hindu or some shit, I thought it was just Hindi butwhatever MaggieI canttake this much longer, Bart is disheartened
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 7
Hey here's Chap 7. Sorry about the previous chap. I know pretty boringChapter 7 Boring Day With a TwistLisa arrived at Janeys at exactly 5 oclock. She didnt know whether to wait for Allison or not. Just then she saw Allison coming her way. They talked for a bit, rang the doorbell and went in.Janeys mom opened the door and said that Janey just had a simple flu today and they were allowed to see her
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Pulling the Plug Chapter 1
Charles Montgomery Burns sat in his office, eyes closed, resting comfortably in a large chair. He figured his rest was well-deserved. After all, he had just come home from World War 2 less than a month ago, and being a war hero was tiring.His calm was shattered when the phone rang. Burns merely glared at it as he waited for his assistant to pick it up.The man, a short and round man by the name of
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Bartman Chapter 64
BartBartSomethingis deeply disturbing her, I think you should go talk to her. Lisasaid, bluntly referring to Maggies state.Whyme?Wellyoure the oldest and she does seem to like you more. Lisareplies.Wellyoure smarter and she needs to bug me less and annoy you more.I reply bluntly. I was stupid and she wasnt. I had no idea how toapproach problems and answer them to an 8 yr old in a simplisticfashion
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 8
Hey im soo sorry this chapter took soo long but ive been having writers block! Sorry!Invite for the dance. What will I do?Lisa still was in shock. A couple of moments ago Hugh, a guy she liked had just asked her out, but she was not used to guys taking interest in her.Oh no Id better say something thought Lisa.Um, yes Hugh I would love to go to the dance with you said Lisa hoping she had said the
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Call of the Simpsonsyet again Chapter 1
Call of the SimpsonsByJennaWritesChapter 1: TheAdventure BeginsOne sunnyafternoon, Homer was resting in the hammock.Homer sighed,Ahh, what perfect day. Its just my hammock, a duff, and me.No work. No boy(Bart). But most importantly, no Flanders.Did you callmy name neighboroonie? Flanders asked on the other side of thefence. Homer complained, Doh! Stupid Flanders! Now my afternoon isruined!Flanders
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Bartman Chapter 65
MaggieMaggieLetsus rock! Cliff Burton said as he and Kurt Cobain blasted theirdistortion pedals and killed some demons by playing stairway toheaven. Sid Vicious could have helped as well but he couldntreally play bass so instead he smashed demons in the head with hisbass. Layne Staley added his vocals, his was definitely an awesomesinger and Alice in Chains is really cool.JohnnyCash, you need to p
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Wished Away Chapter 8
Hey everyone! I'm back again! Wow it's only been a day and I got the next chapter up. Fastest one yet! Anyway, for the last chapter, for the people who read this story, at the end of chapter 7, it says: "And Lisa had the perfect, yet legal, idea". Well legal is supposed to be 'illegal'. Okay? Awesome! Okay then, enjoy this next chapter!All You Need is the Medical FolderLisa knew that Joe had to be
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 9
Okay late update I know but it was the last week of school! c'mon you know all the assignments have to be handed in and stuff. Anyway here is the chapter!Chapter 9 The sleepoverThank you so much for letting me sleepover Ally. I just had to get out of the house! said Lisa as she unravelled her sleeping bag.Its fine Lise. But why did you suddenly want a sleepover? asked Allison.Long story short, Mil
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Call of the Simpsonsyet again Chapter 2
Chapter 2:Welcome to Indian RockItsbeen an hour since the Simpson family was on the road, and some ofthem are losing it. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are wethere yet? Bart repeated a hundred times. NO!!!!! shoutedHomer, Marge, and Lisa. I was just asking. I cant help being soimpatient. Lisa how long from now will we get to this rockplace? Another hour, Lisa stated. But its just beenan hour
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Bartman Chapter 66
BartBartIcouldnt help but inject the last of the stash I had stolen fromJessica. Everyone must be so sick of hearing about me shooting up butheroin makes me feel like a hero. Rapeme! I scream at the walls for no reason at all. Maggie and Jessicaapparently heard this, I was lying on my bed without enough energy toget up.Bart?Maggie said.OhGod damn it, you took that shit from me to use it yourself.J
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 10
Hey chapter 10 is here! I've made it part of a two part series and Part two will be out soon!The Dance Part 1.Lisa was excited. She had just gotten home from school and in a few hours Hugh was going to pick her up at 6:30 for their early dinner. She thought back on the past week. Nothing much had happened except for the shock discovery that Martin was cheating on Allison. Lisa felt bad for Allison
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A Poem About the Simpons Chapter 1
A Poem About the SimpsonsBy JennaWritesThis is my first entry, so please no flames. Here is a poem about the simpsons :). enjoy!Note :I dont own the SimpsonsSilly familyInsane sometimes Marge isMysterious Maggie isPest Bart isSmart Lisa isOaf Homer isNot kiddingSimpsons
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Bartman Chapter 67
HomerHomerIthought you were going to stop drinking. I say as I walk into thebar and see Reverend Lovejoy.I was,that baby is just starting to drive me insane. He replies. Helooked a mess and I wanted to laugh so badly.Well,it will be all worth it when they are 13 and arguing against you.Calling you a bastard and stuff yeah it will be worth it then.I say with a smile.Youright, what was I thinking? I
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Wished Away Chapter 10
Okay, so some of you people will say "Finally! What took you so long!" Well, I have been busy. This is my second to last chapter as you can see. If you think I might have rushed this chapter into a conclusion, then you're right. I wanted to get this story and some other stories done. So, yea. I'm going to make this short and sweet. Enjoy!Watching Bart run off, Lisa began to run too. Bart! Bart, wa
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 11
Well here is chapter 11! Wow 11 chapters! Cool!Chapter 11. The Dance Part 2.Lisa entered the school gym. It was decorated with silver and gold sparkles.Looks like the theme is silver and gold. Alex sure did a good job working with the seniors. She thought. She looked over to Hugh.Cmon Hugh, lets dance she said and dragged him on to the dance floor.B-but Lisa I dont dance cried Hugh.Aw its easy Ill
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Just A Kiss Chapter 1
Disclaimer: Im too lazy to make 400 episodes over a span of nineteen years.Warnings: Kissing, swearing, Boy/Boy loven (if this offends you, please dont flame, it annoys me)Well, heres my half assed attempt at some slashy Simpsons fanfiction. Its mostly practice, so I didnt put much effort into it. Hope you enjoy the horribly clichd plotline!Chapter One: InnuendoWelcome! Sherri and Terri opened the
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Bartman Chapter 68
OttoOttoI havenothing left, I pissed away all my money. Drugs, alcohol and womanare cool and all but only when you have them. Now I live under abridge, jobless, homeless and only get enough money for weed every 3or 4 months. My life sucks dude!! OW! I walk back into town, I gotfriends but Im too afraid to ask. I got helped out so many timesand I ended up pissing it all away. I walk into the local
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 12
I'm sooo sorry for not updating sooner. Long story short: My computer crashed and all my documents were gone so I had to redo it. But it's back now so we can continiue.Chapter 12. What does this mean?Milhouse and Lisa were kissing passionately in the music room until Lisa pulled away.Wait rewind and freeze. What are we doing? she asked Milhouse.Um we were kissing, no we are standing he answered st
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Purple Swirly Vortex Chapter 1
Yay! My first fanfic! Im kinda new to this, so if anyone wouldlike to help, that would be great! Homer! Theres a surprise nuclear inspection today! Lookbusy, Lenny called out. Homer turned away from his portable TV. Cant this wait till after wrestling?! Nacho Man is going upagainst the Beef Grinder! Lenny shrugged. Its your funeralHomer With that said, Lenny wandered off, as his station hadalread
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Bartman Chapter 69
BartJessicaWhatare you doing sweetie?Fuckyou!! I scream at him causing him to slightly wince.I haveseen what you have done your trying to break me and Bart up arentyou? I say throwing him the letter.OhHoney, its for your own good.No itsnot!! I said nearly crying but instead I slapped him hard on thecheek. He didnt respond.Why didyou do it? I ask him wanting to strangle him. I swear I could takehim
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Raison detre Chapter 1
RaisondetreNote: Yet another Moe-centric fan fiction dealing with Moes views onlife before Lynn ever enters into the picture. Homer and Marge havegone on vacation and left Bart, Lisa and Maggie home. Homercouldnt think of a better babysitter than Moe, and Moediscovers something about himself he never knewhis capacity tobecome paternal.Chapter1--A Favor to AskAftera long night of work, Moe had enjo
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 13
Alright! Its uploaded! Sweet on to chapter 13!Chapter 13. What Bart didBart? What about Bart? Did he do something to you? Are you alright? Lisa asked as she inspected Allison.No Bart didnt do anything to me its just I think he likes me answered Allison.Yeah he does said Lisa casually and then she covered her mouth realizing what she had done.Wait a minute how do you know? Did he tell you?Well he d
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Purple Swirly Vortex Chapter 2
Sorry if my chapters are short, I always forget my ideas.:P Ahh! Rabidsquirrel! DONT KILL ME!!! In case youre wondering, themother of all rabid squirrels was chasing Homer. Why? Well, let merefresh your memoryAaaaaaaaahhhhhh-! Homer screamed bloody murder, right untilhe hit the ground. The vortex had transported him in front of a HUGEcastle, with a giant lake in front of it. This seems oddlyfamili
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Bartman Chapter 70
MaggieMaggieMaggie,where is your brother and sister? Gerald asked. I open my eyes,what just happened?Imnot sure, I cant remember what happened? I remember Lisawalking into the room, something happened and now they are goneI say trying to remember what had happened. Did I hit my head orsomething I cant remember it well at all.MilhouseMilhouse wake up. I say.BartI cant play now, its 2 am. Milhouse s
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 14
Hello hello! Me again! I've finally updated! This chapter is a little boring but it builds the base for my next chapter so hang in there!Chapter 14. A Sibling TalkLisa stayed in her room for the rest of the day thinking everything over. Hugh or Milhouse, Hugh or Milhouse. Who would I choose? she thought. She still didnt know if she could even consider Hugh after he disrespected her family like tha
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Purple Swirly Vortex Chapter 3
Sorry for notupdating I havent had many ideas. Thank you to booklover, forputting this story on alert. It means a lot! As for reviews1wilson1:Thank yousoooo much! Have a cookie!Evil Riggs: Call meignorant, but I dont really get your review0o0oLine Breako0o0St. GabrielsOrphanage was known for taking in poor children off the streets, sowhen a little boy named Ralph Wiggum was brought in one day, itd
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Bartman Chapter 71
BartBartAll myfriends and family are slowly disappearing. Everyone is slowlystarting to have fucked up problems when I need help.Bart,what are we going to do they have Maggieand Lisa. Gerald, uhhAxel said depressed.Bart!!Axel, we are fine!! Maggies voice echoed through the house,for a moment I thought she had returned but it was in my imagination.Did youhear that? Axel asked me, maybe it wasnt in
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the simpsons in Gotham Chapter 1
The simpsons in GothamPlot: This is a cross over between the Simpsons and simpsons get bored of living in springfield and Homer decides that they should live in Gotham city much to Bart's amusement.Opening sequenceBart is as usual writing lines after school, today it's "I am not a robot determined to destroy humanity". The bell rings and Bart runs out of the classroom and makes his way home on hi
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 15
Thank you for the reviews! Yes thats right I'm back! Anyway thanks for all the support. Now time for the story!Chapter 15. The Talk.Homer was in bed with Marge. It was 10:30pm. Normally he would be asleep by now but he couldnt get to bed for two reasons. One: Marge was still reading and two: He had a problem.Marge started to sniffle. Obviously she had gotten to a romantic part in her book. Homer t
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A Random Fic Chapter 1
''Duff Man doesn't likekotage cheese and war for the same Ya,''Duff mean said asHe and and Principle Skinner were talking about him being the schoolmascot.''Now DuffMan,''Skinner began,''why would you make a better mascot thanBumbilbee Man.''''Because Duff Man isgreat with Ya!''Skinner gave him an odd look.''Why do yousay 'Oh Ya' after everything?''''It was a sideeffect ofsome headach medcin I t
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